What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Do you know what she said mum?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

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Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

What do you mean son?